who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

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Gus Johnson

16 dögum síðan

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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson 16 dögum síðan
c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.
yournightmarepro 666
yournightmarepro 666 6 dögum síðan
Leaving a review is not weird
nodnod winkwink
nodnod winkwink 7 dögum síðan
Move your review screenshots up the frame, it's too low down. 1 star.
Smo Cloud
Smo Cloud 10 dögum síðan
gus. you are a tryhard. and I appreciate it.
McRejeOst
McRejeOst 11 dögum síðan
Heya Gus, your link in the description doesn't work. Thought you'd want to know
Muslim N43
Muslim N43 11 dögum síðan
I’m gonna take a fat shit in this water park
Hgui !
Hgui ! Klukkustund síðan
Gus needs to join chuckle sandwhich
Raz Zelda
Raz Zelda 2 klukkustundum síðan
🥔
mags
mags 6 klukkustundum síðan
Go to the rec center lol! Its not that hard to find a cheap hot tub to use
Viggo W
Viggo W 15 klukkustundum síðan
how much did the water park pay you to make this video
Summer Manning
Summer Manning 16 klukkustundum síðan
Not me literally leaving a Google review for a pub yesterday because I wanted people to know what a good time I had and that it's super covid-safe and deserves to have business now that pub gardens are open in England. I must be weird lmao
Adam Shannon
Adam Shannon 21 klukkustund síðan
UNCLE BERT I FOUND YOU
youface channel
youface channel 21 klukkustund síðan
This guy is donut operator's brother?
Laustin Space
Laustin Space Degi Síðan síðan
This water business will not recover from burn. THAT'S MF'N HOT
V O I D E D
V O I D E D Degi Síðan síðan
Ever watch buzzfeed unsolved? Well Ian looks like Asian Shane
BananaPhoPhilly
BananaPhoPhilly 2 dögum síðan
Is anyone else just not getting recommended Gus's videos anymore?
Neep Gang
Neep Gang 2 dögum síðan
I leave positive reviews of local businesses because they treat us well, at least the nearby ones
Neep Gang
Neep Gang 2 dögum síðan
Tell Ian he has a bangin shirt. Replace the zipper with buttons and I'd call it based, even
Insane Potato
Insane Potato 2 dögum síðan
the more were happy the less we see #asians
dank gamer
dank gamer 2 dögum síðan
they need have not so rude to
Max Froese
Max Froese 2 dögum síðan
Sheesh what happened to ProZD!!
wittoist
wittoist 2 dögum síðan
Check out the Google reviews on prisons.
Acacia Feraco
Acacia Feraco 2 dögum síðan
Gus please make more of these you don’t know how much I love them baha
cyke klone
cyke klone 3 dögum síðan
Awooga
Erem Hans
Erem Hans 3 dögum síðan
10:34 nice, the homophobia is alive at this place
Nocturnal Toothbrush
Nocturnal Toothbrush 3 dögum síðan
That thing hanging off of Ian's hair is annoying the HECK out of me. Knock it off! Brush it out! DO SOMETHING! Oh thank god it's gone.
Mason Paradis
Mason Paradis 4 dögum síðan
10:15 to 10:18 2 guys 1 megaphone
hello hello
hello hello 4 dögum síðan
I leave reviews Gus to help out other people deciding whether to go to the place
hello hello
hello hello 4 dögum síðan
I've been watching Ian for ages, everyone should subscribe to him
P & Co.
P & Co. 4 dögum síðan
4:56 - But he still could be speaking a different language Even when he is white and wears a cowboyhat?
216trixie
216trixie 4 dögum síðan
Elisabeth is correct. Shon is not.
216trixie
216trixie 4 dögum síðan
Ian called it. Asians are hot. Bring them on the channel.
Erin McNamara
Erin McNamara 4 dögum síðan
The thing in his hair is bothering me so much 😭
The Tin Pilot
The Tin Pilot 5 dögum síðan
Ian looks tired ngl
Ivonne Sanchez
Ivonne Sanchez 5 dögum síðan
they are kinda the switched roles of the buzzfeed unsolved dudes
mads simms
mads simms 5 dögum síðan
gus we have the same birthday
Wesley Brookman
Wesley Brookman 5 dögum síðan
On the one where she says she grew wings and flew and then fractured her tailbone etc, it means when she went down the ride, she went fast enough that her body came off the surface of the slide for a second or two and then landed with significant force. Have you guys not experienced that on water rides before??? That’s why a lot of rides have tops or nets above them.
FrozenBurger Seven-teen
FrozenBurger Seven-teen 5 dögum síðan
6:08-6:14 Gus was sure thinking about something. What that something is, well, we will never know, All we will see is Gus staring at us like that chimpanzee in the cage
Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas 5 dögum síðan
I wonder if they found reviews for those few water parks where people have died
Caden Dwyer
Caden Dwyer 5 dögum síðan
As a member of the C/Kaden name group, I can confirm that having three chimps is the bare minimum for a water park.
dQw4w9WgXcQ
dQw4w9WgXcQ 5 dögum síðan
d
Hagler Ray
Hagler Ray 6 dögum síðan
8:42 only the real ones know what's going on in that armpit
Hagler Ray
Hagler Ray 6 dögum síðan
That chinese guy got a cheese smile
Daniel White
Daniel White 6 dögum síðan
In my life 100% of the ear infections I have received are a direct result of going to a water park
Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper 6 dögum síðan
I just wrote a review on Cedar point and said i died go check it out
Wertyouch
Wertyouch 6 dögum síðan
He’s just the right level of awkward.
What’s a meme. Bob
What’s a meme. Bob 6 dögum síðan
Wow
sirixamo
sirixamo 7 dögum síðan
Gus, just a heads up, your link to subscribe to Ian isn't working (the bitly one).
PC Disciple
PC Disciple 7 dögum síðan
“Asians are trending” LMAO
Dane Thrun
Dane Thrun 7 dögum síðan
Why did I watch this? 1 star...
TaZe Schwifty
TaZe Schwifty 7 dögum síðan
when they read the "no water" one I instantly thought of the opening to spy kids
landonp17
landonp17 7 dögum síðan
Love these videos! Wanted to suggest "bad cat cafe reviews". Here's an example: "Fairly unfriendly disinterested cats I am sorry to say that I found our visit disappointing, because generally the cats were not friendly and affectionate as we had expected. One hid behind the table and box, one tolerated patting for a little while, then got into the box and would not come out, a male hissed at us and tried to bite or scratch for most of the hour and another female walked around on the bench but didn't want to be touched. My son had some success waving a toy in front of one, but not for very long. Of course animals can be temperamental, but they just seemed to be "over it" and really, for $60 I had expected more."
Joseph smith
Joseph smith 7 dögum síðan
"Elizabeth who spelt her name wrong." Lol best ever.
Andreas Nestoros
Andreas Nestoros 7 dögum síðan
the chimp pooped on cole
Tasha
Tasha 7 dögum síðan
Hey guys just btw I wanted to say thanks for the puke warning :) by saying you were gonna try I was able to fast forward past any gagging or whatever! I have a phobia so its greatly appreciated genuinely!
Greig Connor
Greig Connor 7 dögum síðan
Instant like for Gus and Ian in the same video
grace liu
grace liu 8 dögum síðan
the small town reviews series is revolutionary and amazing
Vivian Darkbloom
Vivian Darkbloom 8 dögum síðan
I’m subscribed and have the bell on and I’m still not getting Notifications :( missed this
CheezMuffinTV
CheezMuffinTV 8 dögum síðan
Content was good. But the channel has a trapped chimp they force to make videos. 5 stars
Mrbeans
Mrbeans 8 dögum síðan
I remember going to a splashdown when I was like 5 for my friends birthday and there was a whole unbroken shit on the floor two feet from the bathroom door
Bridget Michelle
Bridget Michelle 8 dögum síðan
Look up Safari Joe’s H2O waterpark in Oklahoma...they have animals in the waterpark. I’m sure others exist as well.
Jason Wiltey
Jason Wiltey 8 dögum síðan
It seems like it's a 50/50 shot when a ISpostr I like brings in a friend or fellow creator if I'll like them or not. I enjoy this guy
than217
than217 8 dögum síðan
The illustrated negative National Park reviews on Instagram have always made me laugh.
Nis 3r
Nis 3r 8 dögum síðan
Re
Barry Walts
Barry Walts 8 dögum síðan
Thanks Bus Binson, this is a fun video!
Kit Fisto
Kit Fisto 9 dögum síðan
North Korean reviews be lit
Brandon
Brandon 9 dögum síðan
⭐️⭐️⭐️[_][_] Orangutan in cage behind desk. Unfair have too much fun
harper larue
harper larue 9 dögum síðan
I think that the chimpanzee one is blue bayou/Dixie landing in Baton Rouge LA, i used to go to that park all the time when I was younger and they just had a chimp, you would ride the train past it and they would just be like and the teenage workers would just be like “that’s our chip, it’s been there forever I guess >:)” as a child I was always so confused abt that
Walt
Walt 9 dögum síðan
I love that cole has one review. A single review. He decides, for the first time in his life, he needs to go out of his way to inform people of the establishment in which he was pooped upon.
Kristiana
Kristiana 9 dögum síðan
You should do a dispensary one next. In my town someone left a review saying "the parking lot has more potholes than the dispensary had potheads" lol
Nicholas Ruiz
Nicholas Ruiz 9 dögum síðan
Your asian friend is NOT funny
Hall It Away
Hall It Away 9 dögum síðan
Jack 1 star
sandrakim9
sandrakim9 9 dögum síðan
“Y’know how Asians started trending, so we gotta get one of ‘em on here” ☠️ 🙈 How he said it off the wall like that, I think Ian killed it, Gus’s channel I mean 😭 🤣 lol
sandrakim9
sandrakim9 9 dögum síðan
Hey, it’s Ian Kung, I think he said he’s Korean, right?
sandrakim9
sandrakim9 9 dögum síðan
Probably half of those reviews are trolls, I see some famous social influencer or vlogger leave a bad review and then the owner disregards the complaints, so in retaliation a lot of the followers leave negative reviews of the place. This water park probably pissed off some local social influencer and now the google reviews is in review hell since it’s not hard making a fake review on google
Sugar Fries
Sugar Fries 9 dögum síðan
14 mins of them just going, yes we can't have good public swimming pools. Your fault for going.
Timothy Blandin
Timothy Blandin 9 dögum síðan
Kaden has dyslexia
Leah X
Leah X 9 dögum síðan
Drowned one star but still survived to tell the story made me click lmfao
chase thacker
chase thacker 9 dögum síðan
I just spent 14:57 watching two guys read reviews.... I need a hobby...
caeden V
caeden V 9 dögum síðan
Epic video one star
potatoe boi
potatoe boi 9 dögum síðan
Hi
bloopeyboi
bloopeyboi 9 dögum síðan
8:32 Wow I legit got worried for a second cause my real name is Cole and he just said it randomly our of nowhere and I was like"Aaaaaggghhhh, when did I leave a review on a waterslide like that"
Guy
Guy 9 dögum síðan
I didn’t know google reviews were a thing until a year ago, I’m so behind, better start catching up with the series of never ending useless updates.
TheSTRVman
TheSTRVman 9 dögum síðan
Someone probably
sarrou Marbeu
sarrou Marbeu 10 dögum síðan
💙
sarrou Marbeu
sarrou Marbeu 10 dögum síðan
Small town reviews are back (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)
sarrou Marbeu
sarrou Marbeu 10 dögum síðan
YESSSSSSS
Low Budget Mega Man
Low Budget Mega Man 10 dögum síðan
S tier video
Lucas, a Viking
Lucas, a Viking 10 dögum síðan
Believe it or not, there are hundreds of millions of white people who can’t speak English.
Jeffery Anders
Jeffery Anders 10 dögum síðan
I leave reviews on Google all time. They reward me with Google Play credit.
s3dchr
s3dchr 10 dögum síðan
These nonsensical bullshit reviews by you two are SO good.
WardahTheBlaqQ
WardahTheBlaqQ 10 dögum síðan
Imma open my own waterpark! With blackjack! And hookers!
Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey 10 dögum síðan
as a lesbian, I would gladly make out with a potato. And by make out I mean shovel handfuls of french fries into my mouth.
J1 Films
J1 Films 10 dögum síðan
They need not to rude to
Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips 10 dögum síðan
One chimp one star
W G
W G 10 dögum síðan
Ian cryptogod funnyman
Karolin
Karolin 10 dögum síðan
These are my favourite videos
The Sofos Project
The Sofos Project 10 dögum síðan
I assume K's review was short for "reply", cuz sometimes to indicate that something you're saying is a reply you'll put Re: message, and I guess for whatever reason she never got around to typing out that reply.
EctoRekt
EctoRekt 10 dögum síðan
I'm too high for the amount of eye contact Gus is making in this video.
Κοκόλας Μπκρής
Κοκόλας Μπκρής 10 dögum síðan
How about you react to some equal rights equal fights videos those are funny. 😀😀(btw you are used to touchy subjects you got it)
William Kluge
William Kluge 10 dögum síðan
(2:20) As A level 6 local guide you are absolutely correct. I saw a meme one time that said "Shoutout to everyone who reviews things because I don't like to write reviews but I like to know how good a place is before going there" and I thought "That's true, maybe I'll do that" and now years later I still do
shadow stalk
shadow stalk 10 dögum síðan
I did not enjoy the megaphone in my ear! I saw no ima bust your ear drum out warning, completely disrespectful, fire video. 1 STAR!!
RinZakn
RinZakn 10 dögum síðan
Amo gus
TomTheBeast 1
TomTheBeast 1 10 dögum síðan
You guys look like you’re in college, no offence
Ethan Bartie
Ethan Bartie 10 dögum síðan
local guide means NOTHING. It took me about 20 reviews and 3 months to get local guide status
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