Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

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Gus Johnson

5 mánuðum síðan

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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Ummæli
Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson 5 mánuðum síðan
hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson
Elliot Leary
Elliot Leary 14 dögum síðan
Could you and Sven do reviews of hotels/motels?
Star Dragon
Star Dragon 2 mánuðum síðan
The animated Cat 🐈‍⬛
Collin Blank
Collin Blank 2 mánuðum síðan
I'm a little late to the call to action. But if you want to see some really awful reviews, look at BoardGameGeek. Specifically 1 start reviews for chess. It's just a bunch of grandiose dipshits thinking they are better than the world's most popular game.
Cayden B
Cayden B 4 mánuðum síðan
@dorkpork911 can you give me the context
dorkpork911
dorkpork911 4 mánuðum síðan
Can you do bowling alleys or bars
thespogny
thespogny 2 dögum síðan
gus looks like a crackhead
Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera 2 dögum síðan
Can we just appreciate how Gus and Sven maintain such a wholesome relationship through the years, with no need of stupid Hollywood controversy to gain fame.
Jesse Perez
Jesse Perez 3 dögum síðan
As a Midwesterner I can say, there's a lot of things wrong with us. We're not doing so good right now man... Send help...
Alex Klmnop
Alex Klmnop 4 dögum síðan
BRO I GOT A JESUS CARES AD BEFORE THIS
The guac
The guac 4 dögum síðan
Frick Linda
Notorious Dylan
Notorious Dylan 5 dögum síðan
Sven looks great in his blue RAYCON earbuds! 😂
Jessica Nicole
Jessica Nicole 7 dögum síðan
Where’s my boy and all the petty girl
XplumbzzX
XplumbzzX 8 dögum síðan
This man is 6,6
dummy
dummy 8 dögum síðan
you know gus is a real man when he uses the word breasts as opposed to other more vulgar terms like that actually made me smile LMAO
Shawn Lee
Shawn Lee 8 dögum síðan
I live on Long Island and would like to smoke bong hits with you guys
WhatOkay
WhatOkay 9 dögum síðan
I’ve never heard someone named Sven with an American accent
Emily Raineer
Emily Raineer 9 dögum síðan
same jeans? the fuck
Mason DeLean
Mason DeLean 9 dögum síðan
I got nervous when they said my name,
Ellen N H
Ellen N H 10 dögum síðan
Are your parentes Swedish or Norwegian or something? Beacuse your names
Kimberly Carter
Kimberly Carter 10 dögum síðan
Imagine naming your kids Gus and Sven.
Duke Jones Jr.
Duke Jones Jr. 10 dögum síðan
You banned me In twitch chat for not saying anything when you were playing Skyrim
yup sure
yup sure 10 dögum síðan
Huh, eddys head looks weird, allergic reaction maybe
Boopinton II
Boopinton II 11 dögum síðan
WHY IS CHEF KILLIAN WORKING AT A MIDWEST STRIP CLUB????
Charles Klass
Charles Klass 11 dögum síðan
Ah yes, the crab boiled in pepsi max served in a baguette image
Red Cherry
Red Cherry 12 dögum síðan
This is so hilarious, my old besftriend had a younger brother, and the younger brother was fucking beautiful, he was like 6'1 a jawline you can cut rocks with but he was the weeeeeirdest fucking kid, like I deadass feel like that nigga would kill a cat if given the chance 😭
Leah Richards
Leah Richards 12 dögum síðan
Hi, from the Midwest (Nebraska). Not okay over here 😂
Fuck Your Opinions About Me
Fuck Your Opinions About Me 12 dögum síðan
I knew by the title of the video there would be reviews whining about fat women. You can’t blame a fat person for taking their own life. Why bother living when all fat people receive is hate? So aggravating. Couldn’t even finish the video.
Frump Frumperson
Frump Frumperson 13 dögum síðan
Is Sven wearing Raycon earbuds? Lol
Harry_Twelves 12
Harry_Twelves 12 13 dögum síðan
3:47 he gets a message on discord
GraniteJet
GraniteJet 13 dögum síðan
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT AMAZING SHIRT, GUS?!
Matt James
Matt James 13 dögum síðan
All little brothers are spoiled.
Mr. Franksson
Mr. Franksson 13 dögum síðan
Why is Gus wearing my old rug? Is he Swedish? Feels like a Swedish thing
Evgeni Matveev
Evgeni Matveev 14 dögum síðan
In case anyone else was curious: 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
Ninja Goat
Ninja Goat 14 dögum síðan
Hey I'm Kevin
Charles
Charles 14 dögum síðan
Lolol pretty sure the crab pic is from Kilian experience (youtuber)
Seamus McKeon
Seamus McKeon 14 dögum síðan
Sven seems like such a big, Wiscontsinian, 6 and 1/2 foot tall teddy bear. C:
JayG
JayG 14 dögum síðan
1:29 bro I’m 15... that is very illegal
ryan tosten
ryan tosten 15 dögum síðan
Da first one do😂😂😂
That Guy
That Guy 15 dögum síðan
Only focus on one of them
「Funny Rock」
「Funny Rock」 15 dögum síðan
7:37 the place was called hoe depot wasnt it
Lord Dunsparce
Lord Dunsparce 16 dögum síðan
That crab is a well known cursed image so that isn’t real
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi 16 dögum síðan
Is the guy that actually predicted that Gus Johnson to see your view here
Vwedish Man
Vwedish Man 16 dögum síðan
Watch cuties and you’ll understand the comment “it’s good for kids, I recommend”
The demonitization Police
The demonitization Police 18 dögum síðan
1:34 nooo!
Nathan Haimson
Nathan Haimson 18 dögum síðan
Gas stations and shitty haircut places have super funny reviews. Def a deep vein of comedy right there.
¡NiCK!
¡NiCK! 18 dögum síðan
gas station reviews NEEDS to happen
Red
Red 19 dögum síðan
sven is adopted
BeastYT
BeastYT 19 dögum síðan
69k likes
Mercury Pluto
Mercury Pluto 22 dögum síðan
When you go to the club and literally get crabs
「MrWhoWasIt」
「MrWhoWasIt」 22 dögum síðan
3:47
Tony Rice but with a hangover
Tony Rice but with a hangover 22 dögum síðan
Go to 1:36 Pause No need to thank me
Chris Idk
Chris Idk 23 dögum síðan
Thats what his user name was by the way if anyone was curious and too lazy to search it up :) 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures
MaTriX Beats
MaTriX Beats 23 dögum síðan
Prison Reviews
two-piece a burn toast
two-piece a burn toast 24 dögum síðan
3:25 um Chris Hanson you there
Old Man Joel
Old Man Joel 24 dögum síðan
What was the acquire lumber one? Like the “Wood Hood
Boostbro
Boostbro 24 dögum síðan
Just play vr chat guys
School Project Productions
School Project Productions 25 dögum síðan
Guys, I just checked on Jerry. I found his desecrated corpse at the bottom of the Boston Harbor. Then, a stripper followed me home, shat on my lawn, and stole my car. 0/10. Would not recommend any clubs on the East coast.
king_regz
king_regz 26 dögum síðan
15:08 “go watch an ad get out of my room” me gets an ad right as he says that😂👌😂
Owen McKenna
Owen McKenna 26 dögum síðan
Sven: SABIRNA Gus: NOO!!!! Is wearing headphones
Conner Miller
Conner Miller 26 dögum síðan
Guess we know where those stimulus checks were going.
Apple Pie
Apple Pie 26 dögum síðan
No one is talking about how sven is wearing raycons without it being an ad or joke!
banana man
banana man 26 dögum síðan
Dude when he said NOOOOOOOOO he was so funny
Litter box Beans
Litter box Beans 27 dögum síðan
There's no hippos at the zoo tho
wyatt Briggs
wyatt Briggs 28 dögum síðan
I really want this shirt
IfMonkey
IfMonkey 28 dögum síðan
orthodontists
Casey Is Cool
Casey Is Cool 28 dögum síðan
This is the first time I have seen a youtuber use raycons without being sponsored
osaac spechy
osaac spechy Mánuði síðan
Sus Johnson
TehDarkrai
TehDarkrai Mánuði síðan
1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context
Salvage Monster
Salvage Monster Mánuði síðan
You know you are getting old when a guy is wearing a shirt made up of the play mat that is in your dentist office and video rental store
Jacey Garden Wray
Jacey Garden Wray Mánuði síðan
I think the “eating cigarettes” is still my favorite sketch with the two of you. Mhm. Something about it.
Cooper Bradley
Cooper Bradley Mánuði síðan
Walmart
Mason McCullough
Mason McCullough Mánuði síðan
Landscaping companies
Seth Bybee
Seth Bybee Mánuði síðan
I'm kinda offended cause I live in the mid-west, but I do half to admit the mid-west is full of meth heads and strip joints that don't ask for an ID
Isaac Nishimura
Isaac Nishimura Mánuði síðan
sven eyebrow slit sven eyebrow slit
Einar Blood-Axe
Einar Blood-Axe Mánuði síðan
Oh my god, yall ain't in Iowa by chance are you? They got a strip club in Des Moines, our capitol city, called "The Lumberyard"
Jessica Frump
Jessica Frump Mánuði síðan
Read reviews on brothels! Who the heck leaves public reviews on their experience with prostitutes?
Rogue Wolf
Rogue Wolf Mánuði síðan
1 Corinthians 15:1-4 1 Now I am reminding you, brothers, of the gospel I preached to you, which you indeed received and in which you also stand. 2 Through it you are also being saved, if you hold fast to the word I preached to you, unless you believed in vain. 3 * For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures;a 4 that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures;b
a nervous dude
a nervous dude Mánuði síðan
If theres a strip club... its not a small town😥 no hate though really love you guys and great video!
Billy Bob
Billy Bob Mánuði síðan
“I t ‘ s G o o d F o r K i d s R e c c o m e n d”
Hugo Negrete
Hugo Negrete Mánuði síðan
When he said go watch an ad I literally got and ad. 😂
William Sohlström
William Sohlström Mánuði síðan
Bruv you made me alt-tab like 4 times before realizing the discord notification sound comes from you. God damn you, Johnson brothers!
Mr. Rosco
Mr. Rosco Mánuði síðan
⭐ Who pooted
KOMO
KOMO Mánuði síðan
sven has the widest shoulders ive ever seen
Nolan Archer
Nolan Archer Mánuði síðan
OMG I live in Fargo, that's where the red River zoo is lol so they must be talking about The Northern
Hannah Hartung
Hannah Hartung Mánuði síðan
To be clear... were there 6 other Sven Johnsons?
Theft Parrot
Theft Parrot Mánuði síðan
Memeing screaming and streaming. My life summarised
Ricky films
Ricky films Mánuði síðan
I am a kid in the Midwest bad things are happening
M
M Mánuði síðan
Y'all, I can promise you that tiddie hairs are identifiable
tarrdragon
tarrdragon Mánuði síðan
I'm from the Midwest and it is practically hell
Neil Meehan
Neil Meehan Mánuði síðan
Why does Gus look like Sven’s distant uncle from the Midwest
Levi
Levi Mánuði síðan
This is that guys screen name when I looked it up. "I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ" Corinthians 1:4 king James bible
Karasu
Karasu Mánuði síðan
Yooo, the T-shirt is dooope where did you get it ?
wren callaghan
wren callaghan Mánuði síðan
pls do these again !
Victory4History
Victory4History Mánuði síðan
Don't hate on the midwest lol. Lumberyard is in my city, but it doesn't have pool tables like beach girls.
Michael Bugner
Michael Bugner Mánuði síðan
I went to a cheap strip club in El Paso once. Well actually a couple times. Won't name the place. But it was a sad place. There was one other guy there alone and by himself. Not even getting any attention from the dancers or spending money. Only 2 out of the 5 dances there were attractive, and one of them was only passable. They both came and sat on my lap and chatted with me. I got a dance from both of them and the more attractive one blew me on the first song. And dances were only $20 per song. I heard later that the place was actually a front for selling cocaine.
Caitlynn C.K.
Caitlynn C.K. Mánuði síðan
I had a female friend once say “don’t you hate having nipple hair?” And i slow blinked at her cuz I had no clue girls got hair there. I guess it really is a thing! Not something I’d want to find in my mouth at a srip club though
ROAR
ROAR Mánuði síðan
God that intro was hilarious. XD
Fryd Fish
Fryd Fish Mánuði síðan
the only thing in common you guys have in common is the front teeth. this is not a bad thing
Devon with an i
Devon with an i Mánuði síðan
8:51 I feel like Gus saw every sin I’ve ever committed.
benjamin johns
benjamin johns Mánuði síðan
I was caught off guard way too hard at 8:00
nick jig
nick jig Mánuði síðan
Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!
nick jig
nick jig Mánuði síðan
Lap dances and lumber , what a great strip joint
Dumbass Ghost
Dumbass Ghost Mánuði síðan
I feel that I must comment cause I went to a strip club and helped pay off a future lawyers student debt, so I can really relate to Benjamin on this one.
Midget Zilla
Midget Zilla Mánuði síðan
You can tell they're brothers they have the same laugh!! :)
Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders Mánuði síðan
That’s a really neat shirt
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